Denniz WHY?

[raidermattk]

So there I was last night drinking at Buffalo Wild Wings. I end up getting pretty trashed and the waitress offers to give me a ride to my motel since she is getting off.

So we get to the motel and she invites herself up to my room, I am liking my chances at this point, so much so that I raid the mini bar.

She has a few and we start messing around and she moans bad time of the month. Most dreaded words I could hear at this point.

This is BS you meet a new irl and you do everything right and there is a 1 in 4 chance they will be gushing to ruin it for you.

Anyways being drunk I call her bluff and tell her I think she is lying. She proceeds to take off her pants slide her panties down and shows me the little string, obviously not lying.

At this time for some inexusable reason I think of you Denniz. Being the entreprenauer I am I ask for the tampon. A look of confusion crosses her face as I explain that i know "people" who "deal" in this sort of thing.

She immediately left Why?

 

[whalewager]

Maybe your breath stinks.

 

[raidermattk]

Maybe your breath stinks.

like corona and jack

 

[festeringZit]

I never saw what the big fuss is about banging a chick on the rag.

When I was single I did it all the time, and now that I'm married
I still do.

If it's a matter of getting laid or not getting laid, I'll choose
get laid every time.

Hell, I've gone down on a chick on the rag before... no big deal.

 

[Romanowski]

going down part is where you lost me

 

[Jack Herer]

Hell, I've gone down on a chick on the rag before... no big deal.

Brave motherfucker.

 

[festeringZit]

going down part is where you lost me

All I can say is, she was extremely hot, and even though she was
ragging it, it was clean and not smelly like some other chicks...

I didn't regret it...

 

[raidermattk]

All I can say is, she was extremely hot, and even though she was
ragging it, it was clean and not smelly like some other chicks...

I didn't regret it...

I am now very frightened of you you terrify me and I will never talk shit to you again.

 

[PBR]

I'm thinking she might have had an exclusive contract with Denniz, the terms of which she would have been violating by turning said tampon over to anyone other than him.

 

[Devilwoman]

 

[quinnsft34]

Hell, I've gone down on a chick on the rag before... no big deal.

You can swim in that river son, just don't drink from it.:toast:

 

[raidermattk]

Denniz where are you? I need to know what to do/

 

[RupertPupkin]

Denniz where are you? I need to know what to do/

Try taking the tampon that you shoved up your ass crack out , and ask her for a straight up trade next time ...:smoking: